*O.k. This one is pretty funny. Number one “Congratulations” is spelled wrong. But the funniest part is that the IRS does not give money for surveys. They do not care that much about what we think. BTW, if you have this email the links and surveys are phishing sites*

From: survey@IRS.gov
Subject: IRS Online Survey ID :
Date: Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:07:34 -0400

Congratulations!

You’ve been selected to take part in our quick and easy 9 questions survey
In return we will credit $90.00 to your account – Just for your time!

Please spare two minutes of your time and take part in our online survey
so we can improve our services.
Don’t miss this chance to change something.

To participate in this survey Click Here

This notification has been sent by the Internal Revenue Service,a bureau of the Department of the Treasury.

© Copyright 2008, Internal Revenue Service U.S.A.

Note:
â–ª If you received this message in your SPAM/BULK folder, that is because of the restrictions implemented by your ISP
â–ª For security reasons, we will record your ip address, the date and time.
â–ª Deliberate wrong imputs are criminally pursued and indicted.

Survey ID :
BFSFRZRYBGHRVCPTMSKKLZOFSWKVINCQTMXEYE

Hewlett Packard Company,
Customer Service Department,
26 Lower Mall, Hammersmith,
London W6 9DJ
United Kingdom,

Reference No: HPC/L/W-1221908.
Batch No: HPC/L-653-2008
Winning No: HPC/L/W- 1221908/07

Good day Sir/Madam,

Lottery notification

This is to inform you that you are winner from the just concluded Hawlett Packard (HP) Company lottery in way of saying thank you for your patronage and in promotion of our hardware and software product.

Kindly note that this lottery is approved by the British Lottery Board BLDA, any mail without this approval code (BLDP) Meaning British lottery board approved.

No ticket were sold but it was done my a randomly selected email database from all email service providers and with the help of Microsoft incorporated, to this you have been declared a winner of 1,000,000,00 Great British Pounds sterling and One HP Pavilion laptop from the just announce result with Reference No: HPC/L/W-1221908.and Batch No: HPC/L-653-2008.

You are to fill the verification form below and forward to your claim processor for proper entirely into the British lottery book of the year and for accurate delivery of prize to you. you can call him if need be.
On behalf of the entire staff of HP company we say congratulations.

VERIFICATION FORM

{1} Your Full Names:……………
{2} Contact Address:…………….
{3} Telephone Number:………………………
{4} Fax numbers(optional):……………
(5} Nationality/Country:……………
{6} Date of Birth:…………………………………..
{7} Age/Sex:……………………….
{8} Occupation:……………………………………………………
{9} Scan a copy of your international passport and your personal photograph.
How would you want to get your prize? …………….

{A} Come down to United Kingdom to pick up your Cheque & 2 hp Pavilion
laptops.

{B} Courier delivery of your winning cheque and 2 hp Pavilion laptops to your
doorsteps.

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CONTACT:
Hewlett Packard Promotion Processing Department,
Mr. Rick Bowen
Tel : +447045756005
Phone: +447045743006
Email: hprickbowen@live.com

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Note that your reference number and batch no and all other details concerning this lottery should not be disclosed until prize is delivered, this is to avoid double claim and delivery of prize to the wrong person.

Once a again I say congratulation,
Yours truly,

Mr. Philip Omar
Public relations officer.
Hawlett Packard computer company